I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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