I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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