rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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