There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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