so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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