just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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