Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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