Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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