Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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