I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
where are my eyebrows?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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