I got chris browned last night
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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