saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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