I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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