have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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