omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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