Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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