I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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