so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
being pregnant is like rehab
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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