My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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