Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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