LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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