I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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