Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The feeling are messing with the penis
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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