I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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