need another drink. this is the easiest way
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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