A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
they're like a gay fantastic four
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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