Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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