whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
There are leaves in my underwear?
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