You can't special order awesome
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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