so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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