I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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