i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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