Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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