My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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