Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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