What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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