Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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