Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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we're making bets on your personal life
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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