PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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