No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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