so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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