I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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