She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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