She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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