I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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