maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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