forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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