You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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