i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
babies were throwing up all over the place
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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