at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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