i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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