i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
operation harelip BJ is a go
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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