I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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